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Lightbulb Jokes
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** How many surrealists does it take change a lightbulb? - The square root of picasso!
** How many new yorkers does it take change a lightbulb? - None of your f******g business
** How many former new yorkers who live in California does it take to change a lightbulb? - None of your f*****g business, but have a nice day!
** How many pH candidates does it take to change a lightbulb? - Only one, but it takes eight years
** How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? - None - that's a hardware problem
** How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? - How many can you afford?
** How many Apple executives does it take to change a lightbulb? - As many as Bill wants.
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